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Halloween Spooky Deluxe

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its christmas time and everyone is Putin up their decorations, look at me weird when i say it's time for spooky celebration, they all claim that Halloween was like three months ago, but i don't care, fuck santa claus, i'm dressing up like a ghost it's Halloween in Christmas
2.
when i say red, you say spook when i say red, you say spook, when i say bol, you say shevik when i say bull, you say shit comin round to fight the red spook not the shit you read in a history book it's not a bowl of italian pesto it's the communist manifesto now i'm slashin and dashin and shootin and rootin for capitalism this strife that they're bringing they're causin a schism by making us equal when we're clearly better we're fighting the curse of the old scarlet letter they're Putin on faces and Stalin for time figuratively shitting on all of my people while they're being kept in the dark but we will make sure they they don't hit their Marx blood is red apples are sometimes red Engels is dead he's got a weird shaped head it's not a bowl of italian pesto it's the communist manifesto
3.
horse and carriage through central park riding alone in the dark saw a woman that said to me i'll give you a good time, wait and see lyin in the grass and there's no one around imagine the surprise that i found she took off her clothes and i was scared dead dd tits but she had no head a headless prostitute red light district in amsterdam belly filled with lager and boiled ham tryna find a woman who can treat me well as long as she's got a head i don't mind the smell found a pretty woman in a big ol hat couldn't see her head but i assumed that she had one right above her big ol neck then she took it off and i was like 'you fuckin bitch' a headless prostitute
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Raveyard 03:14
it's halloween time goblins runnin around everybody stop and listen to that spooky sound fill your pillowcases up with candy boy that sure sounds dandy timmy is a mummy and tommy's a ghost and i'm sittin on my front step eatin butter and toast handing out candy to the passersby watching all the bats fly across the sky it was getting late midnight was drawing near when all of a sudden fuckin zombies appeared i fought for my life cause the zombies were steppin but the piece of buttered toast was my only weapon but little did i know, the zombies just wanted to dance and little did i know, they just wanna be friends zombies in the moonlight, it's a raveyard party tonight tonight we'll be discoing it up with a big vampire doin the macarena with frankenstein tangoing with skeletons hand in hand doin the bernie with the wolf man the loch ness monster does the worm real well and the swamp man's great if you can stand the smell crab people crab people we ran out of candy corn the party was dead and all the party patrons were seeing red i heard a loud sound and to my surprise a portal to hell opened up outside out stepped santa with a bag of gifts he saw all of the creatures and he said "oh shit" he realized that it wasn't christmas yet and he tried to kill everyone but they were already dead but little did i know, the zombies just wanted to dance and little did i know, they just wanna be friends zombies in the moonlight, it's a raveyard party tonight CRAB PEOPLE
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mr gentle, yeah
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eric was running fast down the hall suddenly he hit his head against the wall unconscious he had a dream of old of mice and men and stories untold in the world of the book his sleep he spent and this is how his story went rabbits
7.
he's got a bigass butterknife you better run for your fuckin life hide both your kids and wife he fux wit bigass butterknives 10 feet long bigass butterknife 20 feet long that's a bigger ass butterknife 30 feet long even bigger ass butterknife 40 feet long that's a bigass butterknife
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come on everybody let's get it movin

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released October 30, 2014

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