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Halloween In Christmas
02:41
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its christmas time and everyone
is Putin up their decorations,
look at me weird when i say
it's time for spooky celebration,
they all claim that Halloween was like three months ago,
but i don't care, fuck santa claus,
i'm dressing up like a ghost
it's Halloween in Christmas
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The Red Spook
02:39
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when i say red, you say spook
when i say red, you say spook,
when i say bol, you say shevik
when i say bull, you say shit
comin round to fight the red spook
not the shit you read in a history book
it's not a bowl of italian pesto
it's the communist manifesto
now i'm slashin and dashin and shootin and rootin for capitalism this strife that they're bringing they're causin a schism by making us equal when we're clearly better we're fighting the curse of the old scarlet letter they're Putin on faces and Stalin for time figuratively shitting on all of my people while they're being kept in the dark but we will make sure they they don't hit their Marx
blood is red
apples are sometimes red
Engels is dead
he's got a weird shaped head
it's not a bowl of italian pesto
it's the communist manifesto
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The Headless Prostitute
03:00
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horse and carriage through central park
riding alone in the dark
saw a woman that said to me
i'll give you a good time, wait and see
lyin in the grass and there's no one around
imagine the surprise that i found
she took off her clothes and i was scared dead
dd tits but she had no head
a headless prostitute
red light district in amsterdam
belly filled with lager and boiled ham
tryna find a woman who can treat me well
as long as she's got a head i don't mind the smell
found a pretty woman in a big ol hat
couldn't see her head but i assumed that
she had one right above her big ol neck
then she took it off and i was like 'you fuckin bitch'
a headless prostitute
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Raveyard
03:14
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it's halloween time goblins runnin around
everybody stop and listen to that spooky sound
fill your pillowcases up with candy
boy that sure sounds dandy
timmy is a mummy and tommy's a ghost
and i'm sittin on my front step eatin butter and toast
handing out candy to the passersby
watching all the bats fly across the sky
it was getting late midnight was drawing near
when all of a sudden fuckin zombies appeared
i fought for my life cause the zombies were steppin
but the piece of buttered toast was my only weapon
but little did i know,
the zombies just wanted to dance
and little did i know,
they just wanna be friends
zombies in the moonlight,
it's a raveyard party tonight
tonight
we'll be discoing it up with a big vampire
doin the macarena with frankenstein
tangoing with skeletons hand in hand
doin the bernie with the wolf man
the loch ness monster does the worm real well
and the swamp man's great if you can stand the smell
crab people
crab people
we ran out of candy corn the party was dead
and all the party patrons were seeing red
i heard a loud sound and to my surprise
a portal to hell opened up outside
out stepped santa with a bag of gifts
he saw all of the creatures and he said "oh shit"
he realized that it wasn't christmas yet
and he tried to kill everyone but they were already dead
but little did i know,
the zombies just wanted to dance
and little did i know,
they just wanna be friends
zombies in the moonlight,
it's a raveyard party tonight
CRAB PEOPLE
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Mr. Gentle's Basement
02:55
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mr gentle, yeah
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eric was running fast down the hall
suddenly he hit his head against the wall
unconscious he had a dream of old
of mice and men and stories untold
in the world of the book his sleep he spent
and this is how his story went
rabbits
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he's got a bigass butterknife
you better run for your fuckin life
hide both your kids and wife
he fux wit bigass butterknives
10 feet long bigass butterknife
20 feet long that's a bigger ass butterknife
30 feet long even bigger ass butterknife
40 feet long that's a bigass butterknife
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come on everybody
let's get it movin
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